…thanks, creepy weirdo woman hiding beside the clothing donation bin! I’ll be back soon as there’s still more clothes that no longer fit me. I know, surprise, surprise. I actually held onto a New Found Glory t-shirt from freshman year of college, which was–amazingly, maddeningly, strikingly–nine years ago. I guess there was a part of me that thought I’d either 1) fit back into it or 2) use it to travel back in time and fix all my wrongdoings via some magical science wizardry. Like Polyjuice Potion, but with wormholes…and shirts. Well, looks like both those ideas are out the window.
Me and you, you and me
Let’s go back, let’s go back, 1983 is calling
I’ve been on my knees and crawling
– “1983” by Neon Trees